A Quick Poem on Intelligent Design
Was Darwin right? Or was it God that put us here intact?
'Cause I've heard evolution's both a theory and a fact.
And are we accidental or was everybody planned?
If so, was it Jehovah? Or did Wanda lend a hand?
Micheal Behe says that certain things are too complex.
A designer must have done them using supernat'ral specs
But my fallen arch is achy and my vision's not so hot.
If I'm a perfect speciman, how come my back is shot?
And is it science? If it is, we'll use it to predict
which parts evolved all by themselves, and which ones
were hand-picked.
But if it's just a backdoor way to get religion in
then you be damned! I shun you all. ('cos lying is a sin.)
- elissa (14 November 2005)
(I've added an explanatory article to the blog.)
'Cause I've heard evolution's both a theory and a fact.
And are we accidental or was everybody planned?
If so, was it Jehovah? Or did Wanda lend a hand?
Micheal Behe says that certain things are too complex.
A designer must have done them using supernat'ral specs
But my fallen arch is achy and my vision's not so hot.
If I'm a perfect speciman, how come my back is shot?
And is it science? If it is, we'll use it to predict
which parts evolved all by themselves, and which ones
were hand-picked.
But if it's just a backdoor way to get religion in
then you be damned! I shun you all. ('cos lying is a sin.)
- elissa (14 November 2005)
(I've added an explanatory article to the blog.)
posted by elissaf at 1:15 am
69 Comments:
Lovely! Mind if I link to it from the LJ "Atheism" community?
Myk (from CNOC and real life, too!)
Please do 8-). Thanks!
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Nice Article.
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Thanks to author.
Wonderful blog.
Please write anything else!
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
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When there's a will, I want to be in it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Save the whales, collect the whole set
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Thanks to author.
Thanks to author.
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
Please write anything else!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Nice Article.
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Save the whales, collect the whole set
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Thanks to author.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Wonderful blog.
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